LA SUERTE STAPLE TEE

Front: “¡Pinche pendeja, vete pa’l carajo!”

Back: Natalie realizing, perhaps a little too late, that standing next to the Monster was not part of a healthy decision-making process.

Pulled straight from the chaos of Not See Natalie, this tee is for anyone who has ever reached the exact limit of their patience and needed a bilingual exit line with a little more authority.

The front delivers the message. The back delivers the consequences.

Featuring a terrified Natalie beside the Monster, it’s equal parts sci-fi, insult, panic, and poor life choices.

Official Not See Natalie merch from Alé José / Seduce the Universe.

Wear responsibly.

Or don’t. Natalie clearly didn’t.

Product features

- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft and durable

- Garment-dyed for a lived-in color and texture

- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit

- Tubular knit with no side seams and double-needle stitched hems

- Available S–4XL with sewn-in label; comes in many colors

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean