LA SUERTE STAPLE TEE

He doesn’t see Natalie.

He definitely doesn’t see her scooping his poop.

Straight from Seduce the Universe: Episode 1, the Scoop His Poop Tee turns one of Not See Natalie’s most ridiculous moments into wearable evidence that dignity is temporary, but merch is forever.

Featuring Natalie doing the dirty work on Planet Justice, this one is for anyone who appreciates sci-fi, bad decisions, questionable employers, and a perfectly timed poop joke.

Official Not See Natalie merch from Alé José / Seduce the Universe.

Wear it proudly.

Just don’t ask Natalie to clean up after you.

Product features

- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk, and durable

- Garment-dyed finish for a lived-in, vintage color and texture

- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed fit

- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for long-lasting construction

- Available S–4XL with sewn-in label; choose from 62 colors

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean